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Real Short Stories about Ladyboys, Thailand and more!

Postby manarak » 13 Apr 2012, 20:14 •  [Post 1]

I will post in this thread short stories about real events that took place in Thailand that I witnessed or took part in.

I invite everyone to share his experiences, good or bad in this thread.

The stories can range from two lines of text to a good chunk with several paragraphs.
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Re: Real Short Stories about Thailand

Postby manarak » 13 Apr 2012, 20:19 •  [Post 2]

I begin with a funny situation that took place at a morlam (Isaan music concert) on third road in Pattaya two years ago.

I was drinking beer with some ladyboys and one of them and I felt the urge to let some water. The toilets were too far away, so we headed for the car park instead, and behind the last row of cars, it was very dark and very private. We were drunk and decided to have a piss contest - all private parts exposed.
I was pushing like a madman on my bladder when at about 20 meters dead in front of us an engine started and two headlights lit with full power...

LOL

Side note on morlams: a morlam is an open air concert where music and dances from Isaan are performed.
While the musical quality and entertainment value may not be obvious for westerners, I still like to go to such events because many locals turn up, mostly people from Isaan - many off duty bargirls - some smoking hot BTW, and more interestingly for this forum, there are also ladyboys in humongous numbers. I would estimate around 300, probably more.
Get there early, at around 19:00 or 20:00, as morlams end early (around midnight), which is not a bad thing at all, because then its time to take your morlam acquaintance to your room for some serious shagging.

NOTE: the next morlam is on 18th April !
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Re: Real Short Stories about Ladyboys, Thailand and more!

Postby beluga » 14 Apr 2012, 13:04 •  [Post 3]

Great info Mana......Thanks !
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Re: Real Short Stories about Ladyboys, Thailand and more!

Postby manarak » 19 Apr 2012, 07:38 •  [Post 4]

Story #2: The nam pla story!

In the evening I went to a small restaurant where I ate some rice and something else I don't remember.
Sometimes I like to eat my dishes "medium spicy" as the Thais say, so I tried the nam pla - where tiny slices of chilli were swimming - using the tip of my fork.
It was spicy enough, alright, so I emptied the whole nam pla into my rice.
The rice tasted good and spicy with that addition, and I washed it down with a Leo.
I forgot completely about that rice... until noon the next day.

It was my first morning / lunch in Patts, and I went to explore restaurants for lunch, especially I wanted to find some food courts with tasty and cheap dishes.

So I pocketed a Pattaya guide at reception of PBR, put that in the backpocket (asspocket) of my shorts and off I went.
I checked out a few places (but not central festival, otherwise I would have lunched there) and finally ended up at the royal garden mall, where I climbed the elevators until I reached the food wave on the last floor.

That food court didn't have many customers, as almost every venue I visited in Pattaya. All restaurants were pretty much dead.

The food court is made for foreigners, everything is covered with plastic, and the dishes look bland. There is even a stall with russian dishes, pelimene, jarkoye, etc.
There are specialized stalls for fruits, dishes from Isaan, Thai Royal cuisine, Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese, etc.

I ordered some fried rice, some fried pork neck from Isaan (I love that dish!! mmmmhh) and a big plate of watermelon.

As I said, there weren't many customers.
I went to sit outside, there is a nice view of Pattaya Bay.
Two tables away from me, an arab sat down with his "conquest" from the night before, no doubt. He ordered lots of food.

Anyway, I eat my pork neck, rice and watermelon.
Did I already say I love the fried pork neck ??

At the end of my meal, I did what I often do at that moment: I felt like a nice fart was in order, I didn't sit outdoors for nothing.
But I am also experienced in my body's ways in Asia, so I first probed cautiously.
There was something wrong with the probe!

Do you know that feeling as if you put toothpaste or arnika on your asshole?
Well, that was unmistakable, so I rose and went slowly to the toilet, doing small but quick steps, like the japanese geishas when they walk with those dumb wooden shoes.

I was just hoping that the probe had been small enough so that a dark stain wouldn't give away my botched attempt at a satisfying final fart for concluding my lunch.

The toilet was very pleasant and clean and the damage to the aft hull wasn't as great as I expected. The containment field (i.e. underwear) had done its work, and I then only had to purge the system.

The whole place filled up with a smell of nam pla, and my ass was burning!
Water, water and more water, mixed with tiny slices of chilli!!!
bah !

So, newbies, DON'T EMPTY THE WHOLE BUCKET OF NAM PLA INTO YOUR FOOD, DAMNIT.

When my ship was ready to sail again, I stuffed the damaged aft containment shield into a pocket, and headed to the exit.

Now something strange happened - I gave the girl my food court card, she processed it and then said something in an english that I couldn't understand, pointing at my ass.

Uh, I thought. Oh shit (my face must have had a strange expression).

She gestured some more, before I understood that she meant the Pattaya guide in my backpocket.

Phew !

So I give it to her and she rips off a 10% discount ticket from the backside of the guide.
Hmmm... I didn't even notice that I had that discount with me!

Amazing Thailand!


Nothing to do with this story, but at the time I wrote the story, I reached page 379 of John Burdett's "Bangkok Eight" and the story is really really great.
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Re: Real Short Stories about Ladyboys, Thailand and more!

Postby manarak » 19 Apr 2012, 07:39 •  [Post 5]

c'mon guys, share your funny stories!
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Re: Real Short Stories about Thailand

Postby discreetfella » 21 Apr 2012, 17:03 •  [Post 6]

manarak wrote:I begin with a funny situation that took place at a morlam (Isaan music concert) on third road in Pattaya two years ago.

I was drinking beer with some ladyboys and one of them and I felt the urge to let some water. The toilets were too far away, so we headed for the car park instead, and behind the last row of cars, it was very dark and very private. We were drunk and decided to have a piss contest - all private parts exposed.
I was pushing like a madman on my bladder when at about 20 meters dead in front of us an engine started and two headlights lit with full power...

LOL

Side note on morlams: a morlam is an open air concert where music and dances from Isaan are performed.
While the musical quality and entertainment value may not be obvious for westerners, I still like to go to such events because many locals turn up, mostly people from Isaan - many off duty bargirls - some smoking hot BTW, and more interestingly for this forum, there are also ladyboys in humongous numbers. I would estimate around 300, probably more.
Get there early, at around 19:00 or 20:00, as morlams end early (around midnight), which is not a bad thing at all, because then its time to take your morlam acquaintance to your room for some serious shagging.

NOTE: the next morlam is on 18th April !


Good suggestion about the concert. Thanks for the tip and I'll try to arrange my trip to Thailand around such an event.
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Re: Real Short Stories about Ladyboys, Thailand and more!

Postby manarak » 28 Apr 2012, 12:49 •  [Post 7]

One more short story.

One evening, I was waiting for someone at the end of walking street, sitting on my motorcycle.
I was ogling some thai girls in miniskirts imagining how my dick would feel inside their pussy when suddenly my motorcycle shakes and almost tips over, I was freaking out when accompanied by a strong smell of alcohol a strongly east-european female voice commanded "to *(unintelligible)* rrresorrrt!"

An inebriated russian woman had decided I should drive her to her hotel room.
Hmm... "Ja nje taxi, spasibo" I answered.
She was totally bewildered, and her three friends couldn't stop laughing.
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