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While sitting outside cruising the forum a bird shit on me

Postby sarge » 24 Jul 2011, 21:14 •  [Post 1]

:shock:
I was sitting on my patio enjoying the sunshine...and then :shock: I get nails in the head by bird shit.
wtf?
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Re: While sitting outside cruising the forum a bird shit on

Postby manarak » 24 Jul 2011, 22:05 •  [Post 2]

555

Got the same thing the other day in the LOS, but it wasn't a bird, it was a Chin Tchop
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Re: While sitting outside cruising the forum a bird shit on

Postby Terry Tibbs » 25 Jul 2011, 15:54 •  [Post 3]

People always used to tell me it was good luck when that happens.... i dont know how they work that out.
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Re: While sitting outside cruising the forum a bird shit on

Postby sarge » 29 Jul 2011, 04:19 •  [Post 4]

I don't know but here is a funny outlook

a little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him.
The morals of the story are:
1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut! B
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